There’s this thing that I need to lay down
It’s called the Christmas Funk and it’s the rage of the town
Seeing all the busy people and the way they frown
What will it take to start getting up and stop getting down?

Is it is what it is what it is
or do we need a new kind of bliss
tired of these days being so hit and miss
obsession with gifts for hers or his

Instead make the Christmas Funk
into something with a slap bass chunk
and let the ladies snuggle in to each’s hunk
maybe get a little drunk ’till its time to…uhh

Sit back, relax and enjoy the holiday
take a breath and let the time tick away
because you know at the end of the day
the stress shouldn’t be the takeaway.

…Sometimes I just need to write something silly to make things right.